Monday, September 1, 2008
Another One Bites the Bait...
Rose, we warned you. We told you what it would be like....We are true friends and we were honest with you....But you still went ahead with it.
You married Eric...Eric who loves food more than anything in this world. Eric who never fails to make us all laugh to a point that we just want to smack him in the head! Eric who will forever make sex jokes even during dinner and without influence of alcohol.
Now, you have to live with him for the rest of your life and this I tell you now.....I do not think that you will have one boring moment in your life with Eric as your husband.
He was going to french kiss you in front of the priest. He groped you on your wedding dance. He twirled himself around when dancing with his mom. He told the guests that our table was not invited and we are just freeloaders.
He made you believe that he is hot and handsome. He tricked you into marriage when all he wants is Minena's cooking! He is unbelievable.......and we love him to death.
Congratulations to you both and if and when you get pregnant, you know where to get your birthing ring (no less than 3 carats).
My Happy and Joyful Joy Luck Club.
The flowers were not thrown to the single ladies.....but I hope to be attending another Joy Luck wedding soon. Right Oliver?
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5 comments:
how come you dont put the names of the guests anymore? :-(
Because these are private people, my Joy Luck. I didn't even put any last names. :)
Sowwy!
its okay. i love reading your blog
I enjoyed reading your comments and the pictures you posted. Thanks! - FW
hey,cands...i know you want to also...hahaha...Cheers!
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