Hit me with a Bench please!

Is this ad for real? Is it joking? What in the world? What did they do to Zanjoe? I mean, look at the body! It's best to put the whipped cream on the abs, not his head! I have one thing to say about this ad....





BWA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I am sorry, I just cannot help it!

I spy an iBrief with my Eye!

Thanks to my trusted billboard researcher, Anne, I have the perfect gift for all the guy friends I have out there. Guy friends whom I know to always walk around the house in his brief listening to his iPod. If you are one of my dudes who do this, you have to invite me so that I can be convinced that you deserve this gift that Anne found for me. (wink wink)

Introducing....


iBrief! The brief that has a special compartment for your iPod. Not really sure if your iTouch will fit but if you wear large briefs, then perhaps it will. If you need assistance in measuring the equipment, please don't hesitate to call me. Ok, Anne too since it was her discovery.



Warning, please make sure that you pull out before you pee. The iPod I mean.

I am a Bad-Billboard Addict!

I have nothing against this guy. Don't know him and I don't mean to be cruel....BUT WHAT is MR. CLEAN DOING in a suit???? This ad is another one that I pass every single day of my life and it always makes me wonder why Mr. Mendez approved of releasing this to the public, especially on EDSA! Not really sure what he is trying to sell here. This photo of sexy starlet, Gwen Garci, is also used in another commercial ad for a fitness company. Is that allowed?



Anyway, check out the Mona Lisa pin. They cropped her head! Leonardo, che diavolo e' successo???

The Billboard that Drives Me Bonkers!

Not really sure if this billboard is meant to be funny. I hope so because it made me laugh and when I was looking for a the caption for the hilarious photo, there was none. That only means that it was not supposed to be funny. But if it wasn't meant to be humorous, then what the heck were they thinking making a billboard like that?? What's with the make-up? And the super wide smile?



Anyway, it surely doesn't want to make me go to the company they are endorsing. There's still time to take it down and replace it with something much better! Hire Michael Salientes for styling! He's super great at it! Check out his latest works! I mean, I know they are not billboards but imagine if they were!!

For Philippine Tatler, Bianca Araneta.


For MEGA, Ruffa Gutierrez.


For Rogue, Cristina Garcia.